So whilst on this journey of finding holy grail beauty products, I have stumbled upon a few things that are not so holy. In fact they are more like colossal failures – at least for me. I do troll the blogs and YouTube videos for inspiration and that can sometimes get me into trouble… so here are a few beauty products that just didn’t “DO IT” for me.
Well, here goes nothing…
Maybelline New York Lip Gloss – I was in Germany for work. I was traveling through Southwestern Germany to various locations. I thought to myself, why not test out some of these MNY products they were pushing…. I was on a mission to find a dupe for Nars Orgasm lip gloss (which I have since fallen out of love with) This lipgloss is the poster child for everything that you hate about lipgloss, it is sticky, sticky, sticky there was way TOO much glitter and will make you look like a 5 year old girl when you slap that sucker on.
NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream in Tokyo Milk – I had hight hopes to achieve a beautiful nude lip with this lip cream from NYX. I purchased a beautiful matte fuchsia color that I wore for a party and it was gorgeous… it lasted through dinner and all night. That did NOT happen with this matte lip color. It was too light for my skin color and was lighter than my skin color so… no nude lippy for me!
Maybelline Lip Butters (Creme Brûlée, Candy Apple, Creamsicle) – I really wanted to like this… REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted to love this. It was a great idea in theory. However, it just didn’t work for me. (Things I have discovered… I am particularly picky about lip products). Maybe I have to try different colors, the Creme Brulee shade was way too light and it looked way to frosty and just reminded me of the 80’s.. YIKES
Nars Lipstick in Corinthe – To be fair, I did purchase this lipstick a few years ago. I was in a Sephora induced haze with a friend and she convinced me this color looked great on me… It didn’t. If you’re old enough to remember the brown lipsticks from the early 90’s – this is what it looked like on me… I made it work with a wash of lip gloss on top of the lip stick – but alas it wasn’t good enough. It wasn’t creamy or easy to apply. Just an all around mistake…
Urban Decay Ammo (Original Packaging) Palette – Let’s just keep the PEER PRESSURE PURCHASES going… I only like three shades in this palette that made it worth the purchase (Smog, Chopper, and Sin) – however, the rest of the palette was kind of a wash…. I should have known better when I was in the Sephora pulling the trigger, however, I was with a friend and she was insisting that I buy it… we are no longer friends. The other colors like Shattered and Grifter remind me of 80’s style make up. This isn’t a knock on the quality of the eye shadows… it’s more on the colors from this palette.
Cera Ve Broad Spectrum Sunscreen – I bought this a few months ago before a trip to the beach. I wanted to have a sunscreen for my face. I read reviews that the regular moisturizer was great! When I didn’t want to drop the $40 bucks for the La Roche Posay facial sunscreen, I paid $12 bucks for the Cera Ve brand. It claimed to have “Invisible Zinc” (which is the white stuff that life guards put on their nose to protect from the sun) Let’s just say it is NOT as invisible as it claims… Ghost Face galore – however it did protect from the sun… I will probably use this till it’s all done and go back to my Neutrogena!
Josie Maran Bear Naked Wipes – You may have read my review on the Bear Naked Wipes and I pretty much feel the same way with the nail wipes. I am not a fan of the 3 in 1 or 2 in 1 types of products. Maybe I am old fashioned… but I like my products to do one thing and one thing REALLY well… there are things like Argan Oil that does many things… but that is because the product is so versatile. These wipes DO NOT take off nail polish… maybe the top coat… I have reserved to using this as just a cuticle and nail treatment but that’s about it!
NYC Eyeshadow Triple Shadows for Sexy Babe’s Eyes Only (L – R: Velvet Blue, Ocean Frost, Space) – Just disregard the name… What was I thinking with the colors??? I thought that I should do something different from my constant purchasing of neutral eye shadows so why not go with Blue? The good news is that I only purchased it for $4 bucks. Like the Urban Decay Palette the quality of the shadows are very good (like all NYX shadows) however… what was I thinking?!
Rinse Skin Stick in Ginger Lemongrass – This was a great concept. When I used to travel a lot for work I bought this to get through security. The idea is that the body heat would melt the shea butter and oils and moisturize your skin. Such a disappointment. I prefer my lotion in liquid form… it feels like rubbing chapstick on your skin and it only moisturizes sections of it… not cool.
Happy Wednesday!
xoxo